Teaser Tuesday

Hosted by Miz B at Should Be Reading

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
*Grab your current read
*Open to a random page
*Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
*BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
*Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!
This is more than 2 sentences but being a former nurse, also found it funny.

  I've been to heaven and back.
  The tall, dark-haired doctor rushes back in, begins poking and prodding me.  He shines the business end of a bright penlight in my good eye, and i Instinctively rear back against the one-hundred percent acrylic, allergen-free, nylon pillow.
  The doc just about jumps out of his lime green Crocks,
  "WE GOT A LIVE ONE!!!"
  I can hear his voice plain enough.  It's enough to raise the dead.
  How long was he gone?!  Come on people...How?! long?! Gone?!.

Kindle edition..no page number